I love how casinos like to all rush up to you when you're gambling with those "free buffet vouchers." Something tells me this isn't all that it appears to be, which is unadorned pure beautiful niceness. I tell you what tho after I've lost absolutely everything in craps making a two foot sno cone next to a giant waterfall in the basement really cheers me up. There has to be something in it for them right? Like why would casinos wanna cheer me up? What's in it for them anyway? How can they possibly afford this, and why has no one looked into this more? I mean free, all-you-can-eat buffets are freakin' expensive. I know from when I treated myself to Izzy's after graduation. Goodness, I mean like most buffets it was the only meal I had that day and it still busted my budget. I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, or even generally. But in the meantime I'll keep thinking about it over my mountains of ribs and sweet delicious spring rolls.
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